Sunday, April 5, 2009

Rival!!!


I Surrender - Celine Dion

I had draft a post in the past few days/weeks, planning to publish in the coming days. But suddenly feel that the post is quite boring, so suggested leave.

But instead of writing what I have been doing in the past few days, I will write something I currently feeling. As in, my life isn't that colorful, everyday work, eat, sleep, work, eat sleep, these process rotate continuously everyday. There might be some little interlude among these boring days, but I really wanna speak out my feeling today.

From the day I was in this circle until now, I have a few rival, that person that have relationship with my ex is one of them, but he is not that lengcai, so not to mention. But I got 2 rivals who are super high quality.

The first one is Mr. D....

I know his boyfriend Mr. K first. But one day, when we are in a chat room, Mr.W stupidly brought Mr. D to our conversation, so there we know Mr. D. After that day, Mr K and Mr. D fall in love in each other. So although Mr. K knows I like him, he still chose Mr. D. The reason is very easy... See the following chat...

Shiuji VS Mr. D


Shiuji

Mr.D

Remark

Face type

Fat, Chubby, ugly

Slim, lengcai, pretty boy

Who will choose fat!!!

Age

20

23

23 is closer to Mr.K age

Height

170cm

171cm

Taller look more handsome!!!

Weight

70kg

55kg

I think his weight is lesser then 55kg.

Character

Childish, boring

Kind, princess

I m such a boring person...

Eye type

Single eye-lips, sleepy, tiny

Double eye-lips, electric, big

Abviously double eye-lips nicer..

Skin type

Oily, fat, full with pimples and hole

Fair, smooth, bright, shinny

He is prettier then girl la... pretty boy...

Nose type

Flat, small

High, menly

Which you prefer?

Mouth type

Smelly, ugly shape

Kissable lips, sweet

Who will give up a kissable lips?

Neck type

Fat, short, rough

Long, smooth, sexy

Smooth and sexy neck will attact people to lick it....

Body type

Fat, oily, soft

Skin, smooth, firm

Firm body is nicer to hug and lick right?

Leg type

White, ugly hair, big

White, small, firm

Who will put an elephant’s leg on his shoulder when he fucking you.

Hand type

Fat, thick, rough

Nice, smooth, worm

How nice if a smooth and worm hand holding your tools. Make you even more horny.

Buttocks type

Fat, big, cold

Small, smooth, worm

Fucking a nice butt is all the guys dream.

Cock type

-

-

Secret!!!


Result 1:15

How I compete with this type of lengcai...
(This is not Mr D... Just a example)


Next, I know Mr. R a few months ago from Mr. Y. Mr R is totally suit to my boyfriend requirement (Except, he is quite slim, can't fully hug me), absolutely my dream boy grade. Due to his kindness, and romentic smile. He stole my heart unknowingly. But he has a boyfriend. T.T... I have been trying so hard to find out how he boyfriend really looks like, but he never let me see.

But finally, one day, his boyfriend stupidly comment on Mr.R facebook's status. Although there wasn't any critical word that will make people think that he is Mr.R boyfriend, but both of them stupidly uploaded their solo photo on their own profile which they took in the same place. That might be just ingeniously, but that Mr.C has some picture that took from a place where Mr. R just went with his boyfriend recently. How he explain that....

But knowing how he look is hurting myself even much. Please see the chat below: -


Shiuji

Mr.C

Remark

Face type

Fat, Chubby, ugly

Lengcai, hot, menly, sunny

Aiya.. as long as chubby, sure die..

Age

20

26

Mr. R like old men!!!

Height

170cm

175cm

Taller look more handsome!!!

Weight

70kg

60kg

Who want heavy guy? Many poses cant be done leh...

Character

Childish, boring

Unknown

Sure some characteristic that Mr.R like...

Eye type

Single eye-lips, sleepy, tiny

Killer eye, electric, sexy

Who can stand sexy eye...T.T

Skin type

Oily, fat, full with pimples and hole

Smooth, sunshine boy type...

Sure better then mind... can see through photo...

Nose type

Flat, small

High, menly

Nonsense...

Mouth type

Smelly, ugly shape

Kissable lips, menly

Who will give up a kissable lips?

Neck type

Fat, short, rough

Long, smooth, sexy

Smooth and sexy neck will attact people to lick it....

Body type

Fat, oily, soft

Little muscle, nice body, firm, sunny boy type

Little muscle and nice body, firm somemore... lose...

Leg type

White, ugly hair, big

Firm, not too dark..

Who will put an elephant’s leg on his shoulder when he fucking you.

Hand type

Fat, thick, rough

Nice, smooth, worm

How nice if a smooth and worm hand holding your tools. Make you even more horny.

Buttocks type

Fat, big, cold

firm, normal size

Fucking a nice butt is all the guys dream.

Cock type

-

-

Secret!!!


Result 1:15

Hot guy... Hot guy... who don't... who will let go of sunny boy!!! like the above...

What if I hot like this?

I have no point to fight... Just accept the fact. "I can't defeat my rival!!!"

Shiuji.... Surrender ba.... You LOSE!!!



12 comments:

Zach said...

*Hugs*

jackychan said...

shiuji...
there's no need to compare lo...
yan bei yan bei sei yan...
at least u r changing now...
ur picture now aso not bad arr...
can consider lengchai lo...
have faith n confident jau ok ger la...
+u +u

^^WiLLY LaM^^ said...

well well well, this is the funniest post i read after discharged yesterday LOL

but i can't laugh, my cheek still pain and numb...

and hor.. you mentioned that Mr. W stupidly.... WTF!!!!

Shiuji said...

Zach - I m not sad la... but thinking myself is too stupid... thx for your hug... I like it... haha...

Jackychan - Jacky zai, gong dek hou... thank you... muarksss....

Willy's Diary - Gor, Mr.W very obvious is you la... haiz... Finally my blog makes people happy.... thanks for laughing gor...

Leon Koh said...

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Leon
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Anonymous said...

no need to compare la...
everyone is special in their way ^^

Shiuji said...

Leon Koh - you doesnt seems like my reader... please dont sell advertisement in my blog... pay...

comengetme - I know I m special here la... special fat..

Anonymous said...

haha..aiya, dun compare yourself with others. We're all unique in our own ways. Don't give up ba. Jia you! smile ya?

Kenji said...

Don't try and sell yourself low! Sometimes you'll never know ok!? But well, you're slowly changing yourself, and you're still young la! So good luck ok!?

Shiuji said...

Derek - This is your 2nd comment ooo... Thank you ya... I wont give up changing myself...

Kenji - yea.. I m changing... changing to Silver Dolphin... haha... Thank you ya.. *HUG*

Collin said...

stop complaining la~
y dont u just up-grad urself

Shiuji said...

collin - sorry, I m trying hard to up grade...